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certain people think that snobbery, clout chasing, or jealousy are the only reasons a woman would ever have a negative opinion about anything a successful man does

as a year-round pants wearer I would still look askance at that email

the perfect sort of work for a Sunday

he's clearly the best dog (aside from mine, of course)

hmm I wonder if so many articles mention inequality because *there is a whole damn lot of inequality* oh no reality is too woke

but women can't rotate shapes in their minds, that is the domain of men, who did the hunting, you see 🙄 (they should rotate their heads out of their asses)

not silly at all. my best boy is twelve, and doing okay, but I know that when we lose him it'll always hurt in some kind of way

I love tortoises so much

You're just saying that weight is a perfectly valid thing to be shitty about as long as the fat person meets certain criteria of badness. Hillary and Claire are saying that it is not, in fact, valid. Ever. That's the whole point here.

ran out of magnesium and then a few days later was perplexed about having restless legs again

I have a dog like that

(today it's Dream Theater, Systematic Chaos)

one of my favorite things is putting on an album I haven't listened to in probably over ten years and immediately still *knowing* it music is the best

a strong entry for the Every Sentence Gets Worse competition

toss them a few potatoes

the swag bags are incomparable

we're Americans, it has to be UNreasonably priced (in either direction!) and also too big

your love is an abyss for my heart to eclipse

I need to assemble more lego flowers

the problem is that everything is so online that we end up hearing about all of them