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I used to live in the Phoenix Metro so I know this feeling, because Portland feels more like a city than 99% of Phoenix does lol

This is a different kind of insane guy than I'm used to from NextDoor: A guy who bought commercial real estate AND THEN asked what kind of business he should have.

This is the bit from Hero where he gets within 7 paces of the Emperor but for this guys self esteem.

Everyone is watching the TikTok of me crashing through the QuikTrip hotdog station, spilling condiments all over my THIS IS WAR shirt after I got laid out in a single punch by the 20 year old I tried to start a fight with.

(I actually think of my biological dad who actually did bootstrap himself by going to night school after an industrial accident and is now a highly skilled but not shitty STEM guy)

That's right

They have Klaus Kinski play Agamemnon and they actually summon him from hell for the role.

Uh actually the location is inland so it would be the wrath of Zeus in his role of chief sky god, bringer of rains, and the source of floods.

Yeah sorry, they keep making movies specifically for me by accident. (I love this film lol)

Buying one of these feels you're starting a countdown to it being in the photo of the most embarrassing moment of your life.

As a Christian, I've found that asking them why they don't really believe in god and accusing them of doing it for personal aggrandizement throws them way more out of it. (Because its true)

What

Spartan II program predates the Covenant war.

The part where he fucks up is that he cannot do math at all lol

His followers don't know about residuals and so they're like "IT'S DISGUSTING THEY'RE TAKING MONEY FROM IT"

He tries to correct it but still gets the math wrong.

Its based entirely on the wrong math lol

Wow cool man, here's 538 on October 25th, 2016.

(God this was lame of me lol)

Drangleic is spiritually American, just look at their chief executive