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bad ass!

teenage girl coming out of The Odyssey: “I can’t get over how hard some of those lines were, bro!”

Elvis was a hero to most and he Elvis was a hero to most (yeah) Elvis was a hero to most and he meant a great deal to me he was such a cool guy that fella was simple and plain (I would fuck him and John Wayne)

soccer fans are shitting their pants with rage at the thought of listening to music

people think that the term “bucket list” has been around forever but it was actually coined by Game of Thrones

is it somebody's job to come up with these? where can I apply?

The Odyssey looks so inaccurate. the guy they're calling "Odysseus" is clearly just Matt Damon in a costume and he wasn't alive during Ancient Greece times. also cyclopses aren't real

I don’t think birds ought to pant. that doesn’t feel like something that should be happening

word on the street is that Hollywood is coming out with a new movie

I'd say probably my favorite thing about me is the fact that everybody likes me