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I'll also be looking for the Bugatti Fairy to drop a carbon fiber dark weave one in my driveway as well.

Where do you take someone who's been injured in a peek a boo incident The ICU

My bestie was worried about me bc I hadn't annoyed her in a few hours so she needed proof of life which I obliged.

First he was blinking for hours on end now he's reflecting. Next he'll be meditating randomly. Maybe after that he'll be shielding his eyes from gamma rays then maybe trying to count his eyelashes. Obscene.

I don't like to flex and be all look at me but I held a toilet off the ground alone while a flange was replaced. I'm kind of a big deal around here.

Where do spaghetti and sauce go to dance The meatball

What do you call a Frenchman who has been attacked by a cat? Claude.

Did y'all hear Ireland's capital city population is growing exponentially It's Dublin

What if umbrellas were supposed to be called brellas But the person hesitated

Methinks it's time women take over. Like all of it. Everything.

Really top notch reporting here. Just hard-hitting dynamite pressure point accountability. @Bluesky I need sarcastic font.

"Be wrong, be opposed, be remembered but do not make yourself lesser to be accepted." -Epictetus

Sometimes I stay inside in DC here because the levels of stupidity are like radiation from Chernobyl. It's palpable. The WH is Reactor 4 and the fallout covers the globe. The consequences are immediate, in the near future, long term, known and unknown.

This gentleman carried a GD washer up the stairs just all freehand Willy nilly like it was a tissue box. Flex on my man.

Are y'all ok? I mean like on a scale of literally not actually deceased but on the precipice of the apocalypse?

The man who invented cough drops passed away There will be no coffin at his funeral

I do not have one of these. If I did I would put bells on him like tiny dog so I always know where he is. A cathedral bell I imagine but a bell nonetheless. I need to find my Rexy in a jiffy.

Me to bestie: what did u do last night B: I had some spare time finally & went through 595 VMs I've been sitting on since 2018 M: anything good B: 314 of them were from u screaming you'll never call me again since I didn't pick up the phone when u called M:... B:... M: that number seems low.