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Fuck Amazon. You're not getting my money.

Unforgettable Fire. Synchronicity second.

Sue these assholes into oblivion.

Bye bye, mon cowboy. Bye bye mon GI Joe.

The Norwegian national anthem starts out exactly like "Deck the Halls."

I was told there would be more offer sheets. Where are my offer sheets?

Me watching all the off-season drama, thankful none of it involves us.

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I'm quite happy for Kent to sit back and watch everyone else be dumb.

Demidov: "Hockey is number one in my life."

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Kent Hughes; "We won't do a dumb trade or a dumb move just to appease a passionate fanbase."

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The Black Hawks looked at the Darnell Nurse contract and said, "Hold my beer."

Also every fraction of a millimeter counts.

Me trying to understand offside in soccer: Basically it's like you have a blue line that moves.

Husband and I visited the HHOF two years ago. Every time I see the commercial, l’m still a little salty that no one took a random slapper at us.

Most Russian names have an English equivalent. Ivan = John, for example. So I was curious and looked up Gleb. Wikipedia tells me it's from Old Norse and means "heir of God." Checks out.

What could possibly go wrong?

This game will teach the Blue Jays to have Gavin McKenna throw out the first pitch.

I'm not sure I can read the name Pugachyov and not see pugilistic there.

It’s my personal take that the Brady Tkachuk trade set off a panic bomb in the NHL. The biggest winners in all this may well be those who don’t succumb to panic.