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Ahhhh, the meritocracy!

Is there a unit on pussy-grabbing?

Yes but the canapes were horse paste.

Both of three?

The surface area of the conference table

Box o' whine

Why limit to two? Throw in Thiel, Bezos, Ellison, ...

When we talk to god we are said to be praying, but when god talks to us we're schizophrenic -- Lily Tomlin

Criminals know how to crime.

I hope they sent 8647 pages.

Ron Vara says what?

As if anyone needs another reason not to watch 60 Minutes/CBS.

Super fun after mainlining Tide pods

They misspelled "ruining"

How is it a leak if it's nonsense?

What they find in Trump's diaper?

He was confusing it with the mayor of Illinois /s

Harumphf

Bill Murry was in The Pepsi Syndrome sketch on SNL. It all makes sense!