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i truly cannot be the only one

LMAO

oh my god yessss please enjoy! one of my favorites to this day

on SLACK!!!!!!

Getting a completely cold DM from your American contractor saying "Hey! Check this shit out!" and an attached image of their menstrual cycle

oh my god absolutely diabolical UX design from my period tracker app for auto-popping up a Share menu when I took a screenshot of my cycle calendar and one of the suggested people to share it with was my fucking manager at IPL via slack. I WILL NOT BE DOING THAT, THANKS??????

love was suppose to save us

Looked in a mirror and got jumpscared by how prominent and dark the bags under my eyes were, then remembered with great relief that I fell asleep wearing mascara last night. Used a makeup remover to wipe my face clean. Phew! ...no, the dark circles really were just that dark 🫩

[ SHORTSTOP BY THE SEA ] is now available. Baseball is about waiting for something to happen. Baseball is about being powerless. Baseball is about not getting what you want. Baseball isn't about anything. 9k words, for adult audiences only. #toxicyurivnjam killjill.itch.io/shortstop-by...

THE BAT'S A CUTE LITTLE ANIMAL: WIGGLES ITS EARS AND EATS WORMS (Evansville Press, Indiana, January 14, 1909)

almost 500 toxic yuri visual novels to read. that's more than i can count on my fingers and toes. you should read a couple, maybe one, or two, or a couple dozen, or maybe a couple hundred #toxicyurivnjam itch.io/jam/toxic-yu...

I am apparently now a recognized regular at the local chocolate shop and got discounts on my favorite truffle (goat cheese and sage) and a cup of fresh beautiful pre-cut chocolate covered strawberries. And I am persecuted for it

It's CRAZY

had to (hopefully temporarily) go private for medical treatment, so I'm tentatively opening ko-fi sketch commissions to help pay it off. minimum payment £15 for a little colour sketch, but the higher the donation the more detail you get. tank u everyone 👼 ko-fi.com/sna1l/

There once was a crow that got turned into a boy. For 2+ years, I played the character Morgan the Crow in a ttrpg. This is a collection of the of art and comics of his adventures, where he broke lock picks, slept in brothels, and fell for with multiple people. ramlightly.itch.io/morgan-the-c...

they have been sooooo helpful for managing my dermatillomania, godsend item

hiding and shrieking as my two butches chase down a large flying insect with the determination and ferocity of a pair of understimulated housecats

From a database to a full-fledged bible! ✨🕺 We've collabed with @eddcoates.bsky.social on the Game UI Bible, a 500+ page hardback adventure through the UI/UX of loads of your favourite games 🎮 Let us entice you with a limited signed bookplate by Edd himself and more below 🔗👇

Dove is the snake that made me stop being afraid of snakes 💔🐍 She was so gentle and sweet. I went from being scared of being in the same room as her to having her hang out inside my shirt while I was working. I'm really going to miss her :(