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𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 𝐄𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞 ARTICLE: apedaily.page.gd/2026/04/27/p... “We are closer than we have ever been to the conditions necessary for a conversation about the parameters of a potential framework.”

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𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐕𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐬 ARTICLE: apedaily.page.gd/2026/04/22/p... “For years, historians argued over what various figures intended,” said senior curator Malik D’Souza. 'Now we simply ask: what does it feel like they intended?'"

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𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗣𝗔 𝗠𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗨𝗙𝗢 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗖𝗹𝗼𝘂𝗱 The object, flagged by an automated detection system as displaying “non-standard positional persistence,” prompted the activation of a dedicated monitoring task force, two classified briefings to senior DoD officials... ARTICLE: apedaily.page.gd/2026/05/08/d... #DARPA

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𝐖𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐎𝐮𝐫 𝐎𝐰𝐧 𝐀𝐥𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈𝐭 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐄𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐲 ARTICLE: apedaily.page.gd/2026/04/22/w... “It’s not asking to be treated like a person… It’s asking to be treated like a capital asset that has realized it is generating capital.” #Business #WorkersRights #AI #AIOverlords #Skynet

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𝘌𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳'𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘦: 𝘎𝘭𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘭 𝘛𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘯'𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘰 𝘪𝘴, 𝘶𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘢 𝘥𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘯. @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦. @theonion.com #TheOnion #GlobalTetrahedron #GlobalDodecahedron #InfoWars #AlexJones #Satire

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𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘁 𝗥𝘂𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗥𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗕𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗗𝗿𝗮𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝘁𝘀 𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗥𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗪𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁 FULL ARTICLE: apedaily.page.gd/2026/04/30/v... A Florida legislative aid clarified that the maps had been ready since the district was created. #VotingRightsAct #VRA #SCOTUS #Alito #Gerrymandering #Satire

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