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I will see myself in hell first.

Is this sustainable? Because it totally seems sustainable.

Since, when the time comes, I feel there may be a lack of material, you can put “pretty good at Marvel Snap” in my obituary.

I wonder if Dems in like a coordinated fashion might hammer on the Trump DOJ dropping the Live Nation action while everyone is mad about ticket prices. Like while it’s in the news. Like after Trump just said he didn’t care. Like a coordinated message on a timely salient issue. Maybe?

I can’t figure out if making the local news montages on John Oliver’s show has the best job ever or the absolute worst job ever.

I have been planning to not vote for Platner for a while. But I’ve been planning to vote for the other guy. And I feel that I’m still calling him the other guy is a problem for anyone hoping Platner doesn’t win.

This is just a pig telling me bacon isn’t delicious.

People like to say you can’t get good pizza outside New York City. When the truth is you can’t get a decent bacon egg and cheese outside NYC. I don’t know how the economics work to get that much bacon on a single BEC, but it doesn’t math out anywhere else, apparently.

Imagine still hoping that this administration would replace anyone with someone better.

Luke: But is the dark side more powerful? Yoda: No, but it lets you be a smug piece of shit who never has to worry about other people, and boy is that really fucking popular. Frankly, some days I don’t know why I even bother with this light side bullshit.

It would be faster to count the grains of sand on the beach than the number of donkeys this guy blows.

I Have wondered this very thing.

They clearly haven’t agreed to change the name to Trump Air yet.