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At what point did we decide yoga is better done in a ridiculously hot room? It's not

There's no better way to learn to write great stories than to contribute erotic literature to online forums. You'll get feedback on everything from spelling and grammar, through structure, to how to describe an intimate encounter. Great writing experience.

Every single year from the end of WWII until 2000 is an important slice of history. Name a year from that period and you can instantly recall all the cultural and political events from that year. From 2000 onwards, everything is just a constant shitty mess of bleeeeerrrggghhh.

I want football punditry to return to serious analysis and detail, not this nonsense we have these days where it's three squealing, shrieking buffoons doing 'bantz'.

Charles and William should pay back the rent they charged the NHS, various charities, and the RNLI lifeboats. The public own those buildings and coastlines, not those two tits who think they're private landlords.

Coffee after tea in the same mug is acceptable, tea after a coffee in the same mug is not, whether it's rinsed out or not

I drive all over the UK for work. Everywhere naturally has its good and bad drivers, but the Midlands is the only area where everyone goes about like they have a literal death wish. Still, if I lived somewhere like Coventry then I probably would too

There should be some kind of course university students have to pass before they're allowed to live in rented accommodation. Keep them in halls of residence until they can demonstrate ability to sort their bins and recycling out.

'Trainer socks' are an abomination. Particularly when wearing full length trousers. Keep your ankles to yourself.

Kissing a man with a beard is like rimming a hairy ring piece.

The only people even remotely interested in film, TV and music award shows are industry people. Nobody else gives a shit. The media could save themselves a lot of time, money and effort if they just realised this.

If an MP needs to spend more than 2 weeks away from Parliament while it's sitting, their seat should be temporarily awarded to the runner up in the election, so the constituents aren't unrepresented in Parliament.

The word 'country' should drop the O to make it easier to differentiate it from 'county'. You don't even pronounce the O in country.

Crisp packets are depressing. The king of food needs a grander vessel.

People who say "we" when talking about a sports team: You're not in the team, you didn't do anything other than sit on your arse shouting at the telly.

You don't "make eggs". You either lay eggs, or you make fried eggs.

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There's nothing wrong with a Wethersooons. You know exactly what you're getting. The beer is usually well kept and at a decent price. Yes, the clientele can be a bit challenging but they're usually big enough to sit away from them.

Smoking a big fat cigar is a sure sign that you are horrendous