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Garak, I’m a simple man. When I asked you for a pair of period authentic cowboy chaps, I wasn’t expecting anything fancy. But what you’ve handed me HERE? Bright red pleather? Bedazzled?? With a tear-away EDIBLE CROTCH FLAP??? I guess what I’m saying is these are FANTASTIC

THE REPLICATORS ARE FLINGING FRENCH FRIES FAST AND FURIOUS ACROSS THE PROMENADE WHILE HOLO-VIN DIESEL NODS APPROVINGLY WHILE MUMBLING THE WORD “FAMILY”

Attention everyone!! Keiko made extra pie last night, and I’ve put it in the break room. So if any of you would like to eat some of Keiko’s delicious pie, go ahead! In fact, she expects it!! It’s absolutely delicious, I’ve been eating Keiko’s pie for years WHAT IS SO FUNNY