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Sometimes all it takes to finish and submit a grant application is a sick ass playlist I may have to start thanking Vulfpeck in all my outputs for the things they do to my productivity

My version of science communication is hijacking a whisky tour in Islay to talk about belly button snails and to get everybody invested in my search for snails

Hello please recommend books that will ruin me emotionally (queer books are a bonus but if you say a Little Life or whatever that book is I’m gonna scream)

I love living in Scotland and learning all the slang and scots words but every time somebody asks to clap my dog I get very confused

Getting back into working in R for the first time since writing my thesis and good lord I spent the whole day yesterday troubleshooting code only to realise it was the most basic mistake this morning I don’t think I missed this part of stats

Today I learned that there are only 8 species of bee that lose their stinger after they sting I also learned that I am allergic to bees

(It is very much a biggie)

Oh, I passed my viva btw I’m a doctor now, no biggie

Just got a CPAP machine can’t wait to become an entirely new person after one single night

Turdus migratorius, that’s what I call a bowel movement

Ah the joys of publishing a paper (not pictured, a quote by the CEO of palantir after the name of published behavioural ecologist/primatologist that is absolutely not the person who wrote this email)

Apparently the only place it says that you have to register for your abstract to be considered is after you submit the abstract?

Has anybody sent an abstract for the euro evo devo conference in Glasgow? It seems strange that in order to apply you have to already have paid the £300 early bird registration fee and they only offer a 25% refund if you cancel

New Mitski Album brb reverting to my 20 year old mental health so i can experience it properly

Booty bumping is officially a scientific term!!!! www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/...

Multispecies analysis of social effects on same-sex sexual behavior challenges mistaken identity hypotheses in insects | PNASSame-sex sexual behavior (SSB) in insects has historically been considered a byproduct of sex recognition failure, or “mistaken identity,” and cons...www.pnas.org

Top surgery recovery: Sitting in a hotel bed listening to the audiobook of Whipping Girl by @juliaserano.bsky.social and knitting an ants in a row raglan (altered to scarab pattern) by @leafhopper.bsky.social Top tier transgenderism

Nine days until top surgery!!!!!

a green curtain is hanging on a red curtain in a room .ALT: a green curtain is hanging on a red curtain in a room .media.tenor.com

Decided to sing tubthumpin at karaoke tonight- how many times will I have to be knocked down and get back up again for you to realise you’re never gonna keep me down? Because I forgot how to breathe

What do you mean I still have work to do

I can cook again? And clean? In the same day?!?