I once chased a burglar out of our place, and only retrieved the goods by running multiple blocks down the streets of Manhattan barefoot, when the guy bailed, tossed our laptops behind him and took off. The cops who showed up FOUR HOURS LATER at our place just shrugged. *Aristocrats voice* Policing!
Em, midlyIt’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.