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I'm going to start doing this during conversations that I'm completely uninterested in.

Bring out your dead!! I'm not dead yet! You will be in a minute. Never realized this was predictive of modern day.

Bring Out Your DeadAlt: Bring Out Your Dead by Monty Pythonstatic.klipy.com

I think I could survive for the foreseeable future eating only trader Joe's PB& jelly oat bites. Please send boxes to...

So Google is now serving up ads like this to me. I'm not sure if this shows I've matured enough to clean even my garage bin or that I'm now boring enough to clean even my garbage bin.

AFAB life after 40 is pretty much just turning your fan on and off and then giving thanks to the universe for fan remotes as you kick off your comfy blanket.

I was looking at spending $40+ bucks on an outdoor baby gate to protect my 8lb Yorkie from his worst impulses when I'm working on the porch. Everything that I wanted was super expensive. Turned out an opened cardboard box is a great Baby gate.

Octopus at Desk: Solution ProvidedAlt: Octopus at Desk: Solution Providedstatic.klipy.com

You know that feeling when you walk into your boss's house and see that they're totally into posting naked "art" in the public rooms of their house? That's the feeling I get watching this video.

When you hear loud slurping noises and then turn around to see your cat chewing on his toes.

Nobody KnowsAlt: Nobody Knows that they saw it but they did. #fightclubstatic.klipy.com

In other news, the officers recorded while making racist comments will be offered a visit to the White House.

WARNING: Do not read if you are in the C suite. Everyone else, this is your mandatory Friday briefing. There WILL be a test Monday morning.

If Slack Notifications Make You Break Out In A Cold Sweat, These 190 Posts Are For YouBlock out some time on your calendar for this onewww.buzzfeed.com

Breaking: Trump administration loses obviously flawed case in court. Again.

I am too lazy to check the actual journal, but I feel like this could be true. Feels like enough truth to be a press release from the white house anyway. *Presses post*

I really don't know how the rest of you are surviving day to day right now. Bills are almost double what they were. Social and political turmoil have turned up depression and anxiety to 11. Plus having mental health and disability crap? I feel like a naked nerve right now.

I feel like I've got the only doggo in the world who buries his bones in couch cushions and blankets. I have to check my bed blankets every night because usually I find one or two of his tiny bones there. #yorkie #doggo

I found one of my soda bottles had a really slow leak. You could tell it had been dripping for a while but the spill wasn't that much. Problem was, I couldn't figure out which bottle of the 6 pack had the leak. So tonight I grab a soda. Pop it open and immediately gulp a very flat soda. Case closed.

Cute Baby's Shocked Reaction to SodaAlt: Cute Baby's Shocked Reaction to Soda. Clearly a cringe of disgust after sipping from the straw.static.klipy.com

Do you think in the next 5 years that the climate will have deteriorated in such a harmful way that even everything Trump has done will pale in comparison? I've been thinking about that more and more and I'm so worried about what my child faces in her adult life. Wtf are politicians thinking?

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Powell MyrnaAlt: Powell Myrna:I told them we were out of Scotch. What a gruesome idea.static.klipy.com

Apparently, DHS is now saying privacy and security software is proof the electronics owner is doing crimes. Other lack of evidence not withstanding.

GrapheneOS user's 'duress code' case raises data privacy concernsSamuel Tunick faces felony charges from the US Department of Justice after providing a duress code that wiped his phone's datawww.rappler.com