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Sounds like a grand hammy time.

What if I can’t find it within myself to care either way?

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Unless your dad happens to be BRIAN BLESSED. Which I assume he is not.

People like that he gets away with stuff.

I absolutely read that as “ask not for whom the weeble wobbles,” and I think I need to go to bed.

Contrast that to when my dad was dating my mom. When she went out of state to go to college, he said that his phone bill was higher than his car payment. This was of course long before The Big Three Phone Companies were having their long distance rates wars.

I said it first. I was just more specific.

I mean, to be fair, that lane of discourse will be unbearable regardless.

My dad was an asthmatic high school athlete in the 70s who had to wait out his asthma attacks because albuterol inhalers weren’t a thing until 1981. I inherited his asthma and was diagnosed in 1997 at age 14. If I was ever without my inhaler, it was because I’d misplaced it.

WIFE GUY! WIFE GUY! WE’VE GOT WIFE GUY HERE!

This is the prettiest row and also the one that’s been most persnickety so far.

Bleh.

I made a mistake. I made a mistake all the way back here. Frick frick frick frick frick frick frick.

If you wanted me to read that as “Missourah” in my head, you have succeeded.

Okay, I couldn’t not think of this.

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I finished securing my patch in place. I have some waste canvas on the way so I can put a neato design inside the outline, because I prefer to stitch on a grid, dang it. Kid3 heartily approves of the color.

He’s tried sucking up, and he’s all out of ideas.

Meanwhile, by all accounts, Trump basically needs his PDB to be adapted into a finger puppet show.