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I keep thinking there’s another app but there isn’t

Pushed too hard now it’s Joey Sharts

Saw someone complain about Odyssey spoilers and unlike some people I did not respond with “kinda hart to spoil a story that’s over 2000 years old” because maybe they never experienced it before, directly or indirectly? And sure this new movie has its own take on things, changes some things But still

He lost the “main” studio, but had already set up a “back-up” while he moved his money and hid his assets in the years prior

Coworker walked past at a distance and asked if they had fixed the pulley for the air hose at my machine which is hard to do because it just looks like you’re jorgenoff or sockin a duck

Did he do it from the resort in Hawaii he’s been vacationing at, or is he back in the studio?

Hey, do me a favor and just don’t talk to me in the bathroom at work. I know no one here has read Hot Commode-ity but I mention it in there twice. Thanks ✌️

Does seem weird that people pride themselves on being able to “do online” better than other people. It’s like crapping your pants and being like “hell yeah, right down the middle! Like to see you do that!”

Managers managing managers who manage not to do anything, just so that there is a class of people above a lower class, all of whom believe that someday they'll make it to the class above if they just work hard enough

"New Shit, Different Day"

(some boardroom in some skyscraper) "So our research shows that for X amount of money we can make a compound that makes Monster Energy Drinks delicious, or for X+$1 we can cure most forms of cancer..."

I watched the Lindsey Graham funeral stuff and it’s a 1:1 recreation of when Mr. Bean goes to church

"Hmm, lets see here... embossed, smooth, 80 grit, 120 grit, 1 ply, 2 ply, ooh! 3 ply!? Didn't know that was an option... ah, it's not 'only for the rich'

He’s gotta redirect all the money to himself so him and the boys can fill up on wings at the local Hooters, as real men are want to do

If I develop adult onset peanut allergy I’d be dead within a week

I was interested in it until I got to the end of the subtitle and it mentioned artificial intelligence

Maybe they’re thinking you’ll do a breakdown of Pete KegBreath’s pull-up form? (or lack there of)

Taking the canopy shell off the bed of the truck and leaving it in the corner of the yard; now this house is a home

I think it’s weird that this radio station will play an edited version of Dire Straits’ “Money for Nothin” but then just let David Bowie’s “China Girl” cruise on by

When the post is saved to drafts… who really “saves” who?