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My pitch is that Universal announce a screenwriting contest for Jaws 6, with the top five to pitch their movies live to Universal execs at a coastal aquarium.

Got a reply from Channel 4:

So far today my children have claimed: - the eldest one was never born and has always been the youngest one in disguise - France will begin a nuclear war with Italy this morning

I’m losing track of who is and isn’t joking on these

This is just my usual posts

Rod Liddle has died. Let's give it 24 hours to see if it was anything suspicious before we mourn appropriately.

if you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky

Doctor Who: I Think I May Have Gone A Little Too FarAlt: The Seventh Doctor saying 'I Think I May Have Gone A Little Too Far' before turning his head.static.klipy.com

Tried to send a polite email to Channel 4 and failed.

Can’t get over the way this looks like someone is complimenting their hands

Saw a lot of great movies here. Also 'The One' with Jet Li.

Big fan of the way Scrooge goes “Bob Cratchit I’m still a cunt, why aren’t you at work?” and then while Bob is going “wait, what, its Christmas, you said…” and then Scrooge goes “psyche! I’m nice now and I discovered banter aiiiii”

Unsolicited writing advice: regardless of genre or tone, give every character a catchphrase