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I’ve been doing some tweets lately. I went back for the McGuirk stuff and one thing led to another. I didn’t want you to log in and see. I wanted you to hear it from me. They don’t mean anything.

It’s actually so disgusting to overhear people flirting. I’d nearly take someone clearing their throat over it. And people clearing their throat makes me homicidal.

I think it was better like 10yrs ago when your phone wasn’t a portal to always-on, read-receipt, time-stamped perennial conversations with your family and close friends and colleagues, interspersed with addictive short form video content designed to make you furious, racist and/or compulsively shop

It’s not enough for my enemies to fail publicly. They must also be forever linked in the history books with a paedophile ring.

the dog is all keyed up but I know he’s tired so I placed my hand on him and said relax relax and now he’s sleeping, why can’t someone do that FOR ME

No! That’s not beautiful actually it’s preventable human suffering and it should make you feel bad not good! bsky.app/profile/them...

HILLARY? bsky.app/profile/book...

The Irish Times had a shortlived data vertical where you could interact with CSO data, and you could see that only 15 people were named Fiona in 2013, making me an Ethel or Bernie of the future. The way I was breaking major stories like this for free on FB, my journalism career never stood a chance

tfw

Great content.

The Bone Temple is one of the wooorst films I’ve seen at the cinema in memory.

That GP on TikTok flogging the collagen stuff …

The dog’s breath stinks and that’s MY responsibility. Doesn’t seem fair but that’s the way it is.

Jack Black: washed up ball bag

When a Gen Z boy elbows me in the ribs to get the last seat on the Luas, I realise they were right when they said death to the west

Noot noot motherfuckers! bsky.app/profile/matt...

STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING. Brooklyn Peltz-Beckham has SPOKEN.

Why are likes private on here 😞

I’ve got a rich inner life!