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Visions era Grimes was legitimately so fucking good and it’s tragic that she fried her brain on molly and fascist billionaires, but also how else could her arc have gone?

If you thought Emily Wilson’s review of the Odyssey was “mean” just know that you would not survive one day as a soprano in the classical music world 😭

When I’m working from home I’m basically not allowed to move past 3pm because if I do my dog will start whining and jumping up and down and losing his mind because he thinks it’s time for dinner + walk

When I was a youngun’, my dad told me the best way to make yourself layoff proof was to become the only person in your organization who has the knowledge and skills to do incredibly niche and incredibly important tasks. By god is that advice coming in handy nowadays

Would you rather be blind and deaf with clairvoyance and able to perfectly predict future events Or You maintain your hearing and sight perfectly for all your natural life, but you are completely unable to accurately predict future events

You live for 200 years and are healthy and mobile but look every minute of your age Or You live 70 years and are preternaturally beautiful and youthful the entire time

Look, as someone who is not a socialist but wants more socialists in politics for the sake of a healthy ecosystem: You need to wash your hair if you’re going to wear your DSA shirt. You can’t be repping DSA with greasy ass hair. C’mon now.

Bicyclists ride in the FUCKING BIKE LANE instead of on the sidewalk challenge

I lifted with my fiancé for the first time in forever and now my muscles are so exhausted I feel couchlocked. This man is a fucking madman 😭

Is he dead yet

Christopher Nolan still has no idea how to write or direct women and no technical achievements or clever use of practical effects (two things I adore in a movie fyi) can make up for that.

“Ohhh I can’t ~possibly~ summarize my ~years~ of classical singing techniques to a complete amateur” Get OVER yourself and tell them to use their pelvic floor to support their sound. That’s right folks, the secret to good classical singing is to put your whole pussy into it.

My friends need to stop moving to LA! I can’t go with you!! I am not a matcha and pilates girl!! I am a monster energy and walk the whole city enby!!!

My friend who is like “LA isn’t that looks obsessed” is the single hottest person I’ve ever seen in my life so I’m going to ignore her beautiful, naive opinions ❤️

Do they allow you to live in LA if you don’t have veneers

Watching Widow’s Bay and I fucking love Patricia. She’s so me.

One of the fun things about having a very cute and well trained dog is if you go out in public with them you get treated like a celebrity

Calling my 15lbs dog “Big Dawg” to raise his self esteem at the dog park

Tbh I think Tesla drivers may beat BMW drivers as the worst drivers on the road

I really can’t bring myself to give a fuck about the white house correspondents dinner. The majority of beltway journos have a degradation kink, what else is new?