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I sometimes imagine it would be like this, as soon as Frodo sets foot in the Undying Lands

I have been trying to grow this type of dianthus from seed since 2022 At last! At last! Mwahahaha!!!

Your coat is dirty as hell bruv, spend some time with a lint roller

This was my favorite instantiation of this meme

Yum! Gorgeous bounty!

I do not have a trillion dollars but I do have the capacity for joy

Clearly has never grown a single plant in his life

bsky.app/profile/aloe...

Yeah the text was making me suspicious as well, because it's fucked up in a way that AI is known to do. That's wild if Apple is injecting this BS into otherwise functional technology. Tech leaders insistence on making this stuff ubiquitous is annoying

This is so important. We all need to get on this level!

They aren't bad, just a little boring. But efficient, great if you're busy

I do this and it still ends up bad haha. But this does help for scrambled eggs too, getting it hot enough (med, med-low) with butter, dropping the mix (beaten eggs, dash or two of whole milk), and wait until a layer has formed before pushing around. Scrambling in big chunks at first

Felt bad for him when he was a little kid during Trumps first term. Well, he's an adult now, and he's going to have to own his decisions to be terrible, and associate with terrible people

In Trump's America, planes will have penises, and they are AVERAGE SIZED

Sandra Victorino, Native American ceramic artist of the Acoma Pueblo, New Mexico #WomensArt

Boiling eggs is great because you can throw like 8-10 in a pot on Sunday and remove the need to make breakfast decisions all week

Fried, over-easy, buttered toast

lol the bitter truth. Every omelette I've ever tried making has been a horrible mess, a good omelette is a sign of a good chef