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Me to my coworker: “I need to sell these Foo Fighters tickets since no one wants to go” My coworker: “who are the Foo Fighters?” Me:

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TGIF

I’m not saying a lobster roll would fix all of your problems, I’m just saying it wouldn’t hurt

He’s a millennial

He is very jealous of my ⚽️ ice cream

Some bread to go with my butter

Pretty hilarious watching people on Twitter/X constantly peeping and posting about BlueSky

Happy 250th, America 🇺🇸

America’s ideals are the heritage of all Americans, whether we’re recent arrivals or of centuries-old lineage. thedispatch.com/newsletter/g...

The American Creed, for All AmericansAmerica’s ideals are the heritage of all Americans, whether we’re recent arrivals or of centuries-old lineage.thedispatch.com

Anti squirrel system: activated

New visitor to the bird feeder, he better keep those mitts away from my tomato plant

We meet again

4/4, I hit the jackpot with @8stringandsushi.bsky.social

Since we’re talking about trillionaires and taxes, don’t forget about the dog tax on all of your food

Current real feel in DC right now

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Me, yesterday: feeling ambitious, signing up for a double work out. Me, today:

Ferocious hunter

Me, to @8stringandsushi.bsky.social “Can you get me more wine?” Him: “you need more wine?”

Just bought 2 new linen suits. I’m surviving summer in DC, one way or another.

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