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Jerry

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Headache. Big Boss Human: @riversidecasino.bsky.social Contributor: ‪ @sorrowscopes.bsky.social‬ @greenevillezoo.bsky.social‬ My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/allhailjerry.bsky.social/feed/aaafaaongqdyc

Forget turning water into wine, I’d like to see Jesus turn a packet of Del Taco mild sauce into a green 1992 Volvo 240 wagon

I miss the simpler days of the 1980s on Bluesky when everyone was posting about Chemin De Fer jeans, Dokken, and their Thighmaster

Never heard back on that Coca-Cola Company marketing job opening after submitting "I Sprite On Your Grave" as a sample of my slogan-writing talent.

Look dude, stop putting pineapple on it and I'll stop calling it "asshole pizza"

Took me ten minutes into the Minions movie to realize I wasn’t watching The Odyssey.

Hurray, finally got my credit score and my IQ to the same number.