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Adding to this that apparently drug driving is now a bigger problem than drink driving and a theory is that it's because there hasn't been a similarly large anti-drug-driving campaign and, look, if you need someone to tell you other psychoactive drugs could also be an issue you're an idiot.

As of this weekend coming, I should have completed the basic Pokédex currently available in PokémonGo with the exception of Silicobra / Sandaconda. And it is deeply frustrating that I currently have no known route to addressing that gap 😅

Me: "I'm really tired and I need to sleep." My brain: "Lifesize Spheal plushie."

I continue to be unreasonably interested by the Long Dry (and also the paucity of ways to track the Long Dry) and so am excited to report that I heard on the radio today that Wisley, Surrey (7-8 miles from me) has now has 42 unbroken dry days.

Picture, if you will, a weasel merrily dyeing their hair by themselves at home, and maybe combing blue dye through their crown with a little too much flair, such that the comb dumps a large slug of collected dye down their trapezius, an area of one's body which is famously tricky to reach by oneself

EXCUSE ME DON'T YOU LITERALLY PRINT MONEY

Food is a scam to sell more food.

I'm not sure that Europe's post-climate-change year of 'Wet season' and 'fire season' is an improvement

No wonder motivation is impossible to manage; what is one meant to do with a system which screams blue murder at the effort required to make a salad with some kind of protein for dinner, but within the same breath can be persuaded to reheat a couple of slices of pizza and make a salad to go with it.

Allegedly this is being done to not out trans people, which is clearly a foolproof strategy that no reasonable person could conceive of any potential issues with. *Long stare into camera*

Sometimes Monday gets you like

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