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human moomin

not to say i identify with these thoughts, but here are my monstera bits that i rescued from the communal bins at the first flat we rented in norway and which have recently grown two very deformed new baby leaves 😭

imagine if they sold cărtărescu nail sets like they did for the wicked movie tie-in

might fuck around and get the horrible manicure from solenoid

sally rooney writes about this in beautiful world where are you

scroll through the boden, seasalt and white stuff websites and be astonished by what we’re up to

life-giving elixir!

my partner is going back to the uk in the next couple of weeks for a number of reasons, but not least among them that I’ve run out of teabags

get michael bay on the phone immediately

wes anderson’s tender buttons

congratulations!! lovely and exciting news! 🥳

Re the Emily Wilson discourse - her Dad (A N Wilson) was the king of literary feuds. A good family tradition. Best one was his feud with Bevis Hillier who hoaxed him into including a fake letter in his biography of Bejteman where the first letter of each sentence spelt "AN Wilson is a shit".

who really needs a multi-storey yacht ffs

putting a multi-day hex on gabe newell because his big stupid boat is still here and it’s so big that when i cut through the fortress on my way to work i can see the stupid top of his stupid yacht over the ramparts

“The idea is that they each fulfil a specific need: an exciting one, a devoted one, an artistic one, a rich one …” this is just a description of the spice girls?

what’s your sign?

rachel cusk and jonathan safran foer should get a group chat

But come on, what we're really here for is the vegetable animals, and this year was a fine crop. Pick your favourite:

if you’re interested in vicariously going brambly hedge mode, norwegian national broadcaster nrk has a whole section of the website that’s dedicated to berrypicking updates www.nrk.no/emne/frukt-o...

man goes to the doctor “doctor, i am depressed about the bronze age collapse” doctor looks at the man and says “the treatment is simple. the great sea person pagliakes is in town” the man: “but doctor”