Samantha's Dad. Inordinate amount of Chicago sports skeets. Life is long and weird, if you're lucky. Crystal Lake, Chicago, or the middle of nowhere.
When even Pirro's like "this is insane"
Good Evening Judge Jeanine PirroALT: Good Evening Judge Jeanine Pirrostatic.klipy.comMueller, She WroteBREAKING: Pirro has dismissed the case against Davey Hearn for vandalizing the reflecting pool, saying that there's no way vandals could have caused the damage.
basically, their only possible saving grace is that they get to play the Jets twice
Alex QuigleyI don't think there's been enough talk amongst Football Knowers about just how bad the 2026 Miami Dolphins are gonna be. We might get the perfect poetry of 0-17 from this squad.
Clark Griswold National Lampoons Christmas VocationALT: Clark Griswold National Lampoons Christmas Vocationstatic.klipy.comWar2D2Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. 2nd Edit: or Spielberg or McTiernan, because those are the easy ones
Yes, he is the NL MVP. (So far.)
DefectorPete Crow-Armstrong is good enough to raise the forbidden question: defector.com/pete-crow-ar...
welp, I was 100% wrong, but I feel like everyone else was too?
Ian RapoportPer Shams Charania, LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers.
everything I've ever learned about this man was accidental, so now I finally looked up his age and he's merely one year older than me and barely looks any younger so GREAT JOB, WEIRD GUY
Dexerto“This may be scary to some people…a dystopian future. But, for others, they will see it as the inevitable future of health”
