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I had a former stray cat named Thelma for about 13 years who would do the exact same thing. I imagine some of it is just the sensory overload of having a human who will pay attention to her on demand now.

this is what I was doing with my time instead of high school.

My only Myst story is that I played the parody game, Pyst, before I ever touched the thing it was parodying. I think I got it because it had John Goodman on the cover. I was very confused by the experience.

yes. it does.

George Cosmatos is not the most dynamic director in the world, but he did create this scene. that's not something you, I, or anyone else can say. and we all have to respect that.

That said, The Substitute is good as hell. Power perceived is power achieved, and so on and so forth.

The Substitute also sits in this specific corner of right wing media but is way more of a traditional thriller despite being a movie about an ex-troop infiltrating a high school to beat up drug dealers. it is a normal movie in ways Cobra never gives much thought toward trying to be.

the part where he emasculates a Latino gangster that wouldn't move his car is like Marine Todd Facebook post level of playing to the cheap seats. DISRESPECTFUL GANG MEMBER GETS HUMBLED BY VETERAN POLICE OFFICER WITH JUST FOUR WORDS: "CLEAN UP YOUR ACT!"

I also really like The Substitute, is the thing

you couldn’t impale the Night Slasher on a huge metal hook and set his writhing body on fire today. because of woke.

as right wing fever dream movies go, this is the one I have the easiest time going back to over and over. like it’s all fairly reprehensible but it’s so delightfully stupid and unusually eccentric about it that I can’t help going along for the ride.

Watching Cobra again, as one does.

if you want Swayze ballet to look good you can't ask for much better than Terry Funk to take the bumps.

coming soon to the Nextlander Watchcast

the deathmatch guy mortality rate is actually on balance lower than most other wrestlers. further study of this phenomenon is needed, but I imagine it is at least partially owed to the percentage of flesh wounds they suffer vs. impact injuries.

apart from all the weapons, insane sporting event intros are basically our chief export.

trying to imagine the response of someone 25 or under encountering this for the first time and surmising that it'd be like me finding out Donald Sutherland had dropped a rap track before I was born.