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Alan Cerny

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Writer - @vitalthrills.com and thecryingdad.com, co-host of the @matineeheroes.bsky.social podcast, and Rotten Tomatoes credited reviewer. Steven Spielberg biased. All posts earnest with a hint of sarcasm. Destroy all ai. My feed, my rules. He/him.

Hey, @vulture.com? Pay my friend.

Jason Bailey

Well, it’s invoicing day, and since they’re really apparently not going to pay me for something I wrote for them two months ago, I guess today is the day to post about how @vulture.com fucks over its film freelancers. Long (sorry) thread, with receipts:

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I know these things aren’t always timed like that (it’s probably been canceled a while) but canceling Destin Daniel Cretton’s WONDER MAN the same week his SPIDER- MAN is poised to break the box office is just shitty optics.

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Love SOUTHERN COMFORT. This is a big one second week in a row!

Junkfood Cinema

It’s Mardi Gras in July, Les Junkions! Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social are goin’ south with Walter Hill…but will they make it back alive? Enjoy a little SOUTHERN COMFORT with us! RskT now and we just might bayou a drink! www.spreaker.com/episode/sout...

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I honestly thought they held back a couple of SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY post-credit scenes from press (the credits even seemed to have pauses n them) but it’s looking like they didn’t. Surprised.

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Opens now! Well, earlier today. You can read this before, or after, or during (but only if you rented out the entire theater and you aren’t annoying anyone)

Alan Cerny

Review is live at @vitalthrills.com! "SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY is exactly how you do these movies." My review of the new Spider-Man movie! www.vitalthrills.com/spider-man-b...

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I love LADY IN WHITE. It’s got some extraneous stuff and it’s very much of its time, but when it works, it’s weird, and emotional, and gets almost Lynchian in places. Lukas Haas is pretty fantastic even though he’s only 8. He carries the movie in ways more experienced actors might not have.

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Watching the new 4K presentation of @vinsyn.bsky.social’s LADY IN WHITE.

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I'm real curious to see I PLAY ROCKY, but that trailer wasn't great.

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The final shot of ONCE is a dolly shot, and you know it broke the bank for that particular low-budget movie, but it's one of the most beautiful closing shots in cinema.

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ONCE is an essential Aughts movie, not just because it’s a Glen Hansard/Marketa Irglová movie but it’s John Carney’s first film. Made for barely $200,000, it’s a rich diegetic musical and one of the most beautiful love-friendship stories, bonded in art and music. If you haven’t seen it, do so now.

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Glen Hansard died. Oh man. ONCE is a beautiful film. And I loved his music. Terrible news.

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Ross Douthat looks like a friendless George Costanza. He eats alone in the diner, and all his rants are silent and give him ulcers. All he has are his ulcers.

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My @vinsyn.bsky.social order arrived yesterday. I go LADY IN WHITE 4K, I'M GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA 4K, 54 4K, THE DAM BUSTERS 4K, PATHOGEN (Blu), and BOUTIQUE: TO PRESERVE AND COLLECT (Blu). Can't wait to dive in. I think I'll hit LADY IN WHITE first.

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