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Everybody shut up. It’s Ted Lasso time.

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Maybe the Dodgers should try going to visit Trump again.

Never a doubt

Let’s play Fuck the Closer, Cubs.

Jared Isaacman won’t see your jokes you post on here, but he will hear them if you whisper them quietly to yourself.

Me too. US Government, please give me a couple billion dollars to help and I will name it Trump Moon Base. It will be very classy and have gold decor. But moon gold so it’s even better. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

100 years from now, some brash young player is going to jokingly deny the existence of PCA and people will lose their god damn minds about it.

ME LOVE PCA MORE THAN COOKIES

That game is huge because it shows some of the younger players and guys who haven’t been there before that they can beat anybody when they play their game. Tough ABs and solid defense.

That was a big boy win.

Sing the fucking song

Keep going!

Nice job, Assman. Now go get some runs, Cubs.

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Yes, Skubal vs. Assad is not great, but it’s nowhere close to when Randy Johnson first pitched at Wrigley after coming to the Astros because the Cubs acquired Matt Karchner and Felix Heredia instead. He faced Don Wengert. The Cubs predictably lost, fell 8.5 back, and were done in the division.

Make these fuckers try to force a rule change so they can trade for more all-stars.

“And then I said I didn’t think Babe Ruth was real and everybody went apeshit.”

Totally

They don’t did a trade?

Denton Broyle

Are you telling me there are people taking PCA seriously with him Jimmy Falloning his way through the whole bit where he could not stop from laughing? I have to go lie down.