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... Smart response, darn it...

I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this!

*Blinks* W-what's on offer?

*Sweats* I'm NOT...I haven't eaten anything in ten whole minutes...

I mean...you can spare the barbarian while I'm out, I'm a pretty good tank I hear, and I swear I'll give him back...

OOOH I'd be a good summon! I love RPGs... I'd totally listen to you for sure...so long as there's no food or food-adjacent things nearby...so just don't summon me in a tavern....or a house with a kitchen...or a dungeon with goblins (They're delicious)...or near nice smelling party members...

W-whaaat?... That never happens...I-I don't know what you mean...

I understand this mood...

I can't help it! My goo is EXTREMELY nutritious...

Oh it's reacts similarly in the lungs to liquid oxygen actually! Fun quirk...takes a moment to get used to, but I think it's nice...

(OCC: Since that audio got funded I figured I'd share the generosity and put out a fun scene that's usually behind a paywall? Not to advertise, but if you do want to hear the full audio you can find it on the channel!)

Big thanks to Cassowary1231 who was the biggest supporter on this! He gets a hug...a looonng hug...

*Blinks obliviously* It's not?...I thought it was like the crunchy stuff around those little chocolate hazelnut balls, the gold? Wrapper! Yeah a food truck is like...all the food in a resturant in a nice mobile delicious pizza box...

They are! And thank you, HA There are a few audios done with that voice and such too, it's very fun

Delicious...

"I would too be able to hold off snacking that long!" Says the couch currently eating you, the gooey cushions forming a put out frown as bubbles rise from where your face vanished into the cuddly fluid.

*The couch stops giggling as you sit on it...you sink into the cushions....you keep sinking...and keep sinking... It quickly becomes a war of attrition between your dedication to this bit and the 'Furniture' slowly claiming you like quicksand*

Oh no worries! If it were a rainy day its very possible I could be that big...