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the phrase "meme generator industry" will be written on every brick i huck through a bank window during The Coming Realignment

Artist sues AI meme generator for selling deeply personal comic as ad templateMeme generator may have screwed up by using templates in outputs, expert says.arstechnica.com

a push towards density is good, but it needs to be coupled with meaningful transit expansion, or else we'll end up with what i call "the mira mesa boulevard effect"

this is my first time painting. frankly, i don’t get why people like doing this. “oh i imagined this and now it’s on a canvas“ whatever

FUCKIN FINALLY

i'm sorry to the rest of the country that's experiencing myriad varieties of hell weather, but it's not perfect here in san diego either: it cracked 80 again today.

minot butter sounds like the kind of oaf who hit the most home runs in 1902 (15, two were technically inside the park because the outfield didn't have fences)

my bad, the 92nd minute

somebody should tell the england team that mick jagger looks disappointed wearing his dumb hat in the rich person box. that might just be the shot in the arm they need

the fucked up part is that argentina is going to score again in the 91st minute and kick off a series of events that results in a nigel farage prime ministership

me. they should give big boat to me. i will do something extremely cool with big boat, but first they need to give it (big boat) to me. o! how i long for big boat!

voters crave a real man. at least six foot. worked in manual labor. paralyzed facial muscles. married to a gun. a series of spiked keratinous outgrowths along the thorax. several degrees colder than the ambient air temperature. imperceptible in photographs. aries, capricorn rising, taurus moon.

awards are transitive, so if the show where you won an oscar wins an emmy, you are two awards away from EGOT

my youngest son saw a youtube thumbnail from half-asleep chris announcing that his cat bella died; reports from the ground are that he was so upset, he needed his siblings there in support to watch it he is the sweetest little guy

i hope my kids turn out like student 22

sitting in the middle of an improbable venn diagram, howling and guffawing as passersby call 911 to report a mental health emergency

var has determined that argentina's feelings were hurt during that last goal, disallowed, also red card

totally gave up the kayfabe that i was working just now when i did a double fists up on that second egypt goal the office now understands that i am a sports pervert and that's just how it's gonna be from now on

animal crossing new horizons expert here. the one on the right is a shark, but only for the next couple of months; the thing top left is a clownfish or seahorse

congratulations to susan collins on her reelection to the senate i guess

"you should poop when you're at work so you get paid for it" i will not dance my life for the unmovable, nor sing my song for the unhearing! i shall enjoy creating for creation's sake and not despoil it with small-minded revenges! away with smallness! away with mendacities!