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Lmao @ Pervert glasses. Cheers, Meta.

I just base things on my pants size for MY shape and lifestyle. Size 8 or smaller, sickly. Size 10-12, perfect thicky. Size 14, big thick but concerned Size 16, depressed After 16, I stop wearing pants.

Well, how much you weigh now, Big Shirl? Since you know and eat every damn thing??? 180lbs 😠 Why???

Speaking of large and in charge women. I lost 6lbs in 2 weeks, HOW, BIG SHIRL? Accidentally. I bought a fabulous watermelon and it was so good, thats all I wanted to eat. Sometimes I ate so much, I was too full for dinner. And then I bought another one and did it again.

Telepathy.

Had a dream there was this antenna-like device you can put in your car to skip the order picking up windowsin a drive through. Like you place your order and the device is scanned at the menu and at the 1st pay window, the food is ready for you.

That girl thats at the outside function, dancing BIG all alone? She's my favorite kinda girl.

*opens your bedroom door, startling you out of your sleep to inform you that...* I threw up. 🥺 👉🏾👈🏾

@rysespyses.bsky.social !!! Happy Birthday, Hair Goals!!!

Rough talk is gonna run ya another $50.

"Yo yo yoooo" Fuck outta here w/ that on this sacred day, husband.

That's that dude who was being a absolute twerp walking down the aisle?

When you finally release the sleeves of your shirt after having them scrunched up above your elbows like a spikey haired bully in a 80's film >>>>>>>>>

I predict companies in America will be allowed to remove the Nutrition Facts from their food products.

Fauci reminds me of my pulmonologist who smoked cigarettes. He doesn't necessarily care about you, them, or even himself. He cares about the numbers.

Awwwww I saw that other seal waiting for them at the waters edge 🥹

Oh, Bob Ross 😏 Those painting materials cost a fortune today, silly.

Smhhhhhh Murad, you quality bitch, you've done it again.

"Did I drive you away, I know what you'll say..."

I will not meet my lover at a dark creek under the cover of night; no siree. I will buy her food in the morning. And... drive her to buy shoes? Aaaand? Her son some shoes? Yes.