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Bill Oddie, what a lovely bloke. He wrote us a letter when we started making The Young Ones, wishing us the very best, and warning us against interference from higher up. He didn’t know anyone in the cast personally. It just came out of the blue. Lovely thing to do.

Can I humbly suggest a quick orange wedge and getting on with the game?

A perfect way to celebrate!

Have put the sausages in the oven, so whatever the outcome, I've got something to look forward to in 45 minutes.

Exactly

The trailer they keep playing with Joseph Fiennes as Gareth Southgate - don't you think there's something of Capt Haddock about him? (I mean that in a positive way)

*OED:

According to OED it's either. All be it a bit 'American'.

Whoever bought that podium must be very pleased at the use it’s getting. Do they keep it just inside the front door? ‘Back under the stairs?’ ‘No, it’ll be out again any minute.’

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England - Comb and toilet paper. France - Le Pétomane. Germany - a sausageophone.

In the interests of natural history I'm prepared to design a Shag £13.60 note.

National anthems all sound meaninglessly the same because they all use the same instruments. Brazil should use a berimbau, America a banjo, Switzerland a cuckoo clock.

Even Satan takes a nap in the afternoon.

Very gothic steps total today.

one for sorrow two for joy three for a girl four for a boy five for silver six for actually that's a lot of magpies seven for oh no they are massing eight for oh my god they're going to attack nine for run, run away now ten for magpies Magpies MAGPIES

British Airways are getting very snooty about what we're reading.

Sometimes you can see what Turner saw.

Dear Hotels throughout the world - please stop tucking in the duvets.

‘BIB’ is a bit tame…