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Chuckling wisely at the people at my intervention: "Have you considered how you'd ever organize THIS without cocaine?"

My college's new head football coach graduated after me, and congress needs to step in before this gets any further out of hand.

You prepared us, but I still wasn't ready for "he's the man that knows quite a bit about that" Not *a* man that knows, THE man that knows. For the record, Buzz Aldrin is STILL ALIVE!

Gotta tighten up the context on your bot, my guy. See? Coaching! It was a really good class, I learned a lot.

Mmm, forbidden spaghetti...

"Spooky season" has never been more apt

I'm sure the truth lies somewhere in-between.

Struggling to remember my coach's "coach"-branded polo shirt. Which was VITAL!

*extremely Garfinkel voice* But is it the actual plot until it happens after everything else?

*Further, increasing Spiderman: Brand New Day spoilers* The fact that Ned is the one for whom the spell is broken makes the most sense, as he's been Peter's lifelong friend. But I'm also so used to movies using friends to advance the romantic plot, and this one does the opposite. It works so well.

I genuinely love how beat-traffic Menelaus is like "no one ever talks about how bad it smelled in the horse!" and Odysseus is like "we completely fucked human society, maybe forever"

Open Access? Let me at this! OpenAI? Leave it lie.

"Where's his trademark rosy cheeks??" *smash cut to black* "Play Episode 3..."

Gracious in defeat

Just in case the opposing nose tackle is thinking about opening a savings account.

Commissioning a bronze party sub to put between Saban's hands

Spinx Wickingham always try to walk it in

Might we have the most ironic "Simpsons did it"?

Fantastic night! I assume Johnny Mystery's first defence will be against "guy in front row"?

I'll get started on the In Memorium edit. Plenty of lead-time.