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Me on my 3rd hot dog:

GIVE US DETECTIVE PIKACHU 2 YOU GBASTARDOS!

Roses are red, violet are blue Pikachu is a detective and so are you

btw, and this sucks to say, but opening up work-for-money publicly to -anyone- has a ton of people not ready for that type of work flooding you with work. It's okay to put some restrictions on that type of work, especially if it's from your personal funds.

I once offered money to recently laid off AAA game devs for a small project, probably a single pay-check, and got yelled at that I didn't offer it to everyone. Ignoring that I made the request open to everyone if they hit a quality standard I needed. Anyways, they sucked and blocked me.

I waited 40+ years to fix my teeth, so expensive, but yea you're right, it makes so much day-to-day life that much easier. I'm upset and in a small bit of mourning that so much of my life was grounded in frustration with something so basic as eating food.

Will a burger actually be enjoyable to eat? We will find out soon. Until then I think they're a pain in the ass, as all the toppings get mushed everywhere. Tacos after that.

Soon, I will try pizza...maybe all the toppings don't flop off with the first bite, like a flaccid appendage from a night of too much whiskey.

Even teeth let you scrape your lips without issues. This is again, another BS moment that people without straight teeth deal with a dozen times a day.

....we must start a mole farm to reach a mole. I want to see a moon's worth of mole to fill a mole. This is our destiny, Frank Blank, we. must. do. this.

You reference the ancient number of the mole. *nods stonedly*

*passes back blunt*

Aren't electrons in a battery stored in a chemical bond? I was under the impression that in that case they're essentially 'measured' and locked down to avoid the uncertainty principle.

If you went jogging, played pickup basketball, did puzzles, or woodworking, for half of your life, would that be bad?

Do you think batteries in the far future know how full they are? Or do we continue to deal with this nonsense where circuitry guesses based on voltage it thinks it's getting?

Well, screw you all. I bought my way into this weird teeth filled smiley world and I'm going to tear it down one shit eating grin at a time. 😁

Smiling with self-doubt and esteem-based lip placement is so tiring. Do you not worry about every little mouth movement? Can you look at a selfie and see someone smiling happily at you? Where is your daily hell avoiding yourself in a mirror?

Is this what people with straight, white, and nice teeth feel like? This is bullshit. It's so expensive if you're not born with it. It's genetic and unobtainable and that sucks.

I know, but she's Endless, she's Legion in empty tummies!

I know my cable management needs work!