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LasagnYASSSSS!

Hey "Smiling Face With Sunglasses" emoji addicts: On behalf of the ordered list junkies, I challenge you to a dance-off for perpetual control of the default "b)" string behavior in the Apple ecosystem. This ends now.

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I hope it stuffed its face with Nirchi's. That's 💯 what I would do if I was stuck in Binghamton overnight with no obligations.

Garden Art from @rainbowofcrazy.bsky.social is back, y'all!

YAAAAAAY! I've missed these! 😊

That's awful, so sorry. 🙁 Hope you get the best possible outcome sooner than later.

I can't get over that they're doing an origin movie for a character whose origin story is quite famously portrayed in the original fucking story. Like that was what the Ghost of Christmas Past showed us, that was his origin story, what the fuck are we doing here

Awesome, looks great!! 🙂👍

My ex saw GnR last night and is now convinced that Duff McKagan looks "just like" her dog, and friends...she is not wrong.

That is the most tolerable version of that melody to ever rent space in my brain.

🙁 So sorry, hope you feel better soon!

👈 Still waiting for quicksand to pose an imminent threat.

Pretty sure the FDA considers "that stuff we squeezed from an otter's anal glands" to be "natural" for the purposes of retail food labelling.

Love it, very cool! 🙂👍

I'm not a conspiracy theorist and I think the elite are generally too stupid to have a master plan. That said, I think they've realized that they can exploit the working class via employer funded healthcare, they regard it as a happy accident, and will not allow single payer on their watch. 🙁

"I was the driver for the drive-by of the neighbor's dog" ALT TEXT FOR QUOTED IMAGE: Black text against a white background reading "Greatest one line in a song ever. Not verse, chorus, bridge. Just one line..."

Looks like someone was craving filet of sole. [RIMSHOT]

One would like to think that we've evolved to the point where most people can recognize "hate them because they look different" rhetoric as a tool leveraged by authoritarian troglodytes on the wrong side of history, but here we are.

Hope you're feeling better!