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the kind of person who's playing a multiplayer game at 5am because they've been up all night will crumble like petrified bark at the hand of the kind of person who's playing at 5am because they just woke up

45 year old man with airpods in an aisle over from me on this flight is looking at a tiktok with the caption "top 10 reasons men like vaginas" and carefully studying each line with his finger

stuck in the vegas airport for a couple hours and felt like gambling

look i'm kinda going through a late stage "welcome to the nhk" type scenario i need you to work with me on this ,

on the one hand, marathon's playercount dropping sucks. on the other hand, every time i queue up with strangers, everyone has their shit together

i see you

goin down to the medical record store to buy a stranger's prescription history and laugh at it

[half deaf from loud explosions] BRO TONIGHT WAS A CHRISTOPHER NOLAN MOVIE

looking down at my phone and ignoring the fireworks to scope out some fat anime girl ass

"you ever wonder why we perform a toothless theatrical simulacra of wartime noises to celebrate a nation's founding" "i like the pretty colors and the loud noises make me feel nice" "...shit, fair enough"

[staring at the wall behind the tarot reader] 10 seems like a lot of swords. could it be like, five. i could handle five

we focus on making them p

anthrocon has been very fun. different vibe entirely from the anime/gaming cons i usually go to. fun

deltarune spoilers

DON'T FUCKIN PLAY WITH ME BITCH I KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE NUMBERS GO BIG

you ain't never seen a playa whose chakras are as balanced as me. i could kill myself right now and it wouldn't even leave a scrautch