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ahh, thom huge; always fun when you have a pornstar name on a regular guy

searching for them in order to high-five them, one would assume

I'll call my shot: despite being probably the best player in this photo currently, the lack of supporting cast and injury issues tank Giannis' opening season with the Heat, and they don't get out of the play-ins.

play-ins technically don't count as the playoffs; or at least, they aren't considered that way by the association

This either ends with at least a Finals appearance, or the catastrophic destruction of the franchise that will take at least half a decade to recover from. Hope it's the former.

"The President was quoted as saying, 'Scrappy-Doo, you believe this guy? He's always running into danger, and then Shaggy and Scooby, hard-working Americans, have to bail him out. It's embarrassing. "You know what I call him? Crappy Poo. I came up with that. What a disgrace, that guy. Crappy Poo.'"

just so long as it's a campaign for children, but not the British children

the site needs a villain du jour; I think this moment calls for someone of note to come out as frothingly anti-jimothy. hell, even someone saying "what's the big deal? it's just a weird raccoon" will have probably done enough to earn the ire of the whole app

got their ass

bad marketing too; "our product is so shoddily made that it occasionally commits unprompted cyber crimes you may be liable for" isn't a particularly strong selling point

But unironically this time:

I don't want to be this active in regular shoes, much less several inch high heels (and not just because I'm a man and don't wear high heels)

That's clearly on you for not properly preparing by listing every possible variant of the obvious banal reply that you didn't want to see. We're shitty reply people out here, not mind readers

Anyway, this was fun. Keep me posted if we find out Donald some the trophy; if not, we'll see y'all for Arsenal v. Coventry

the feeling of this game avoiding pks:

Argentina should be celebrating getting a shot off like the Little Giants after gaining their first yard

Merino with the ol' Scott Sterling

They need a big body in the box to get on the end of those crosses; Sweetums is the obvious choice

also, i'm sorry, but if argentina play 120 minutes of a match with the best player of all time and fail to record a shot, they should be required to forfeit rather than go to penalties

$20 billion of taxpayer money wasn't enough; now donald is forcing infantino's fifa to give them a world cup when they can't even record a shot