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crime island out here acting like they don't got any crime. give me a break. i got news

i have always wanted to ratio current affairs magazine

i like to extend grace when i can, but this is actually a contractual issue, we're technically in preproduction and it says right there retweets are notarized liability waivers

sometimes your head a splode

not just a better battlefield earth than battlefield earth a decade earlier, but maybe even better than the lord of the rings. i'll say it.

well i'm not

useless idiots, obsessed with their little blorbo, tranquilized by its soothing noises. competing to be the best slave.

these guys are just playing for time until their xenoformers hit critical mass

you know what's messed up is that we know the specific guy who fucked the campaign up, and we know he did it on purpose. we'll probably never know the name of that banker who was excited to say slurs at work again, but geoff garin is a real guy and he's proud of what he did.

laboratories of technoauthoritarianism

don't put that on me, justin! don't put that on me!

well i'd know

no i took a benadryl last night

uhm, source?

i think animals are allowed to brag, that's probably fine

island

thriller but vincent price is chewbacca

remake of return of the jedi but wicket is john leguizamo

remake of ten things i hate about you but heath ledger is an ewok