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I have an inherent distrust of squirrels that walk normally without doing the hoppy slithery-but-vertical movement. Clearly some kind of shape-changing mage who paid no attention to their supposed disguise's mannerisms.

I'm still trying to figure out why my MIDI controller outputs note data on every pot, every slider tick and every movement of either pitch or mod wheels when using USB MIDI via DIN port. Unfortunately the USB port is wrecked to the point the port fell into the body so that's not an option.

Pissed off pyromaniac nun. Sneaky Elf. SPESS DWARF. Seriously. So long as it's one of the three I'm happy.

So I've been playing Darktide again recently and my friend is convinced the next class will very possibly be either a Sister of Battle, an Eldar Ranger or an angry Squat. I cannot lose.

Seriously. Why do metalcore bassists have such an affinity for white tshirts with that one font on them?

Declaring in a room full of white tshirt obsessed bassists that the entirety of metalcore is, was and forever will just be caffeine free diet melodeath, just to feel something.

I am a foolish woman who keeps forgetting bsky exists.

At least there's job security there. Nobody in their right mind defaults to "hehehe I'm going to be sneaky and not pay the angry chainsaw elf."🖤

I'm no expert on Catholicism but I feel like the pope should make the Shure SM58 a saint.

I've just had the greatest idea that's crossed my mind for a LONG time but I'm not sure how to achieve it. Googly eye contacts.

The great thing about my creative endeavours is that nobody will ever accuse me of using AI because I'm fairly certain that soulless slop machines kick out finished tracks.

Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).

Scratch a transphobe, disinfect your fingernails because eugh.

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK. ...It's a little bit warm.

We need to have a serious discussion about renegotiating the rights and oxygen privileges of people who hold clip-on mics when doing pieces to camera.

why does the back of my washing machine have a jack for a lost soul

Sun can fuck off tbh

That should be the second thing you do. The first is always - and I mean ALWAYS - try 0451 to see if you can save some time.

I just need to remind the world that Belmont's Revenge had a catastrophically-underrated soundtrack. That is all.

Waitwaitwait! I've got it! Power Word: Enscrungle!