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Farewell, Sandwich Guy. You were too good for this dirty old town. Here's today's roundup:
Pirro Squeaks Through, DC IndyCar Race Gets Longer, and Sandwich Guy Has Left DC - WashingtonianGood morning. Partly sunny with a high around 87 and noticeably lower humidity than yesterday. Showers are likely overnight, with a low near 72. The Nats visit the Phillies this evening. 🌎 How well do...washingtonian.comI find this story a-peelin'
Pirro Gave Up on Other Reflecting Pool Prosecutions, Too - WashingtonianThe DC US Attorney's Office led by Jeanine Pirro moved to drop vandalism charges against the canoeist David Hearn Friday. It also dropped cases against three additional people it had claimed damaged t...washingtonian.comWell, well, well, if it isn't a fresh new month of horrors! I'll do my best to help you process it. Here's today's roundup: washingtonian.com/2026/08/03/p...
Pirro Gives Up on Prosecuting Canoe Guy, Washington Post Opinions Editor to Depart, and You May Help Pay for the Big Dulles Renovation - WashingtonianGood morning. Cloudy with shower chances and very humid today with a high around 87. Storms are possible this afternoon. A low near 70 overnight. The Nationals begin a four-day-long visit to Philadelp...washingtonian.com"An indie establishment has long held sway among British politicians who came of age in the 1980s"
Duncan Robinsonwww.economist.com/britain/2026... Wrote about our indie music loving elite and how Burnham is...just another 50-something bloke interested in the exactly same thing as others of his generation
Argh! Mucho computer problems this morning, but unfortunately for you I prevailed, so here's today's roundup. washingtonian.com/2026/07/31/r...
RFK Jr. Launches Cooking Show, Trump’s Senate Problems Multiply, and Man Brings Goats to Arlington - WashingtonianGood morning. Sunny with a high around 91 today. A low near 71 overnight. Sports this weekend: The Mystics host the Dallas Wings at Carefirst Arena tonight. The Nationals visit Atlanta tonight, Saturd...washingtonian.comAnd so we march onward toward two days when we get to tune out a bit. Here's today's roundup. washingtonian.com/2026/07/30/f...
Fauci’s Bold-Faced Names, Trump’s Dulles Plans, and DC Resident Sues Over Violent Interaction With National Guard Troops - WashingtonianGood morning. Sunny with a high around 87 today. A low near 69 overnight. The Nationals visit Atlanta this evening. ⚖️ The deadline to vote in our Top Lawyers survey is approaching! Attorneys, you may...washingtonian.comRob Christiansen from Eggs plays trombone on Stef Chura's swell new single, "Danny," which was produced by Robert Schneider and features Peter Buck and Mike Mills: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTQr...
Stef Chura - Danny [Official Lyric Video]YouTube video by Saddle Creekwww.youtube.comThe good news is we made it to another day. The bad news is we made it to another day. Here's Wednesday's roundup.
Trump Wants to Reshape Dulles, Too; Iran War Expands; and Bowser Won’t Sign DC Budget - WashingtonianGood morning. Sunny with a high around 86 today. A low near 68 overnight, as well as a full moon. The Nats wrap up a homestand against Toronto this afternoon. The Washington Spirit visit Utah Royals F...washingtonian.comHere's today's roundup:
Maryland May Have a Rabid Beaver Problem, Lindsey Graham’s Death Has “Rattled” Trump, and Comey Asks Court to Dismiss Seashells Case - WashingtonianGood morning. A day of rain and storms awaits, with a high around 86. Storms continue into tonight, with a low near 69. The Mystics host the Connecticut Sun at CareFirst Arena this evening. The Nation...washingtonian.comOh no, it's Monday. Here's a roundup to ease you into another week of horrors: washingtonian.com/2026/07/27/w...
Feds Don’t Want DC Preservationists Testing Their Dirt, Guard Troops Get DC Housing, and the White House Irks Katy Perry - WashingtonianGood morning. Mostly sunny and humid today with a high around 88. Showers and storms are possible this afternoon. Rain chances continue into the evening, with a low near 70. The Nationals begin a thre...washingtonian.comI spoke with Karim Mowatt about his new feature film, which is set in the D.C. go-go scene. It will have its premier on Saturday.
DC’s Go-Go Scene Is the Setting for a Local Filmmaker’s New Feature - WashingtonianThere have been documentaries and even a 1986 feature film about DC go-go music, but to Karim Mowatt, none showed the energy of seeing a go-go group live or how the offstage lives of musicians affects...washingtonian.comHere's today's roundup: washingtonian.com/2026/07/23/d...
Will DC Residents Delete DoorDash? Plus: Tourist Sues Secret Service, and Virginia Property Dispute Turns Violent - WashingtonianGood morning. Mostly sunny with a high around 82 today. A low near 64 overnight. Our August "Cheap Eats" issue is on stands now. Take a peek at what's inside. ⚖️ The deadline to vote in our Top Lawyer...washingtonian.comHere's today's roundup.
Canoe Guy Is the New Sandwich Guy, Tate Brothers Partied in DC Before Arrest, Bear Visits Frederick - WashingtonianGood morning. Hot and humid today with a high around 91 and showers and storms likely this afternoon. Rain and storms are likely overnight, too, with a low near 72. The Nationals are at Colorado again...washingtonian.comThis lettuce thing is beyond be-leaf, amirite? Welcome back, I guess. Here's today's roundup.
FDA Says It Screwed Up Lettuce Test, Sally Quinn Says the MAGA Invasion of Official Washington Is Over, and the Vances Had a Baby - WashingtonianGood morning. Sunny today with cooler temperatures and lower humidity than we've seen in a bit. A high around 86. A chance of showers and storms overnight, with a low around 71. The Nationals begin a ...washingtonian.comThwarted by a bar owner's lawsuit this year, advocates hope to place the issue on the ballot for next year's special election: washingtonian.com/2026/07/17/a...
Advocates of $25 Minimum Wage in DC Blame Lawsuit For Ballot DelayInitiative 87 will not be on DC's ballot this November—but advocates are far from done with it.washingtonian.comI would watch a "Portlandia"-esque series set in Del Ray
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Stop whining! You'll be fine if you don't like to breathe or eat lettuce. Here's today's roundup. washingtonian.com/2026/07/17/s...
Smoke and Lettuce Join Forces to Make Your Friday Difficult, Panel Okays Fence Around Lafayette Square, and There’s Even More to Read About the Reflecting Pool - WashingtonianGood morning. Hot and smoky today with a high around 92. A Code Red air quality alert is in effect—stay indoors with AC on if you're able to. A low near 74 overnight. Sports this weekend: The National...washingtonian.comPerhaps there will be some sort of medal for milling about. Here's today's roundup: washingtonian.com/2026/07/16/t...
Trump Speech Rattles Republicans, Networks; Guard Troops Will Be Here Till January 2029; and Pentagon Looks for Troops With Low Testosterone - WashingtonianGood morning. Sunny and hot today with patchy smoke from wildfires and a high around 98 that could feel as hot as 103. More smoke and a low around 76 overnight. The Mystics host the Portland Fire at C...washingtonian.com