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"Welcome to the Death Rattle of the Democratic Establishment" Here's a retirement party for James Carville, Bill Maher, & establishment hacks who are threatening to leave the Dem Party if progressives & Democratic Socialists continue winning elections. thelefthook.substack.com/p/welcome-th...

#Stoichiometry

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M-O-O-N that spells recreational marijuana.

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Is this spicey? People that are FOR the death penalty should be required to enter a lottery to win a chance to be the executioner for that day. Like jury duty.

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Is it me, or does August 1st have it's own special vibe?

🔥 “I’m so sick and tired of you old people not giving a shit about what we’re telling you. We don’t have a future. We’re telling you what we need and you don’t give a damn.”

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Cats are just, extra. #HappyCaturday

Ozzy Osbourne: The Prince of Darkness says, "Pet me, if you dare." #Caturday

3:28 am is as gooda time as any to drink ice cold horchata and blaze some deep dank Cantaloupe craze live resin. Adulting is fucking awesome sometimes.

Man pitches 'Shepherd Safety' to city council—a service that tracks politicians the exact same way Flock Safety tracks us. This shouldn't be satire...everyone should be watching “Authority” like a hawk. TT: @coachtd87

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Looks like big money is big mad. Read the room, moron. Maybe if someone has the American psycho haircut, they’re not to be trusted.

Horse manure portrait of Donald Trump becomes unlikely hit at Sooke Fine Arts Show cheknews.ca/horse-manure...

Horse manure portrait of Donald Trump becomes unlikely hit at Sooke Fine Arts ShowThe artwork, titled "The Don of Dung," was created by Vancouver Island artist Wendy Chartrand using dried horse manure as its primary medium.cheknews.ca

Bruh....

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Say it with me. All Cops are bastards ALL COPS, ARE BASTARDS #AllCopsAreBastards #ThePoliceForceIsRacist The Sheriff's Department was created to hunt down run away slaves and claim justice over the indigenous peoples.