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Might prep a Bruno G draft.

A small act of resistance... If you're still on Twitter, I'd suggest unfollowing all FIFA-related accounts. Just need 15 million others to do the same, and they might start to take notice.

Infantino is such an insufferable cunt. Get him out.

Can we scout Vini Jr with the new chin, just to check it’s definitely the same bloke.

Completely normal BBC Football homepage. 🙄

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Moan all you like about the lack of big ticket transfers so far, it doesn’t actually matter. That orange training kit is such an abomination that Arsenal don’t deserve to be anywhere near silverware. As always, I’m not taking questions or replying to alternative points of view.

Looking forward to England arranging a couple of friendlies between now and the end of the month so Declan Rice can get a few more minutes in his legs.

As you can see by the description, lots covered in this...

The first-ever Arsenal player to make me cry tears of joy/relief with a goal. West Ham away will never be forgotten. Goodbye, Mr. Trossard. I salute you.

Morning all, I'm on cover duty again. A bit on Meslier's arrival et une bonne soirée pour la France.

Would be quite funny if the ref sent off Balogun tonight.

Here's a sneak preview of where my head's at...

Clever from City, they know they’ll need some players with Championship experience.

You now have permission to stop asking AI to generate those daft slop videos of the Emirates expanding to 80,000 seats. Thanks.

Going to be a free-for-all when City are found guilty. www.thelawyer.com/everton-to-p...

Everton to pay Burnley millions over PSR breachesBurnley FC has won its legal dispute with Everton FC after the club sued the Toffees for breaching Premier League rules, The Lawyer understands. Everton has been ordered to pay Burnley compensation…www.thelawyer.com

FFS.

Cover duty again today. Started heading in one direction, veered off on a number of tangents. Probably revealed a bit too much. Sorry, Mum.

A final ArseMail of the season is now available to arseblog.com members on Patreon. A host of recommended reads, parade 'lucky links', cool Arsenal tees by independent creators, an update on Arseblog News turning 15 & more. www.patreon.com/posts/arsema...

A lovely way to round off the season, not sure you’d even know we lost a Champions League final given the tone of the chat. ✌️