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Downplay a book or movie: Star Trek III: The Research for Spock

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

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And the new Axanar has been pulled. A great loss for the people who think "real" Star Trek is talking heads saying stuff like "The Klingons were throwing D4's, Raptors, Pterodactyls, Kim'Chis, and even Kum'baY'Ahs at us" while the camera zooms in weirdly on costume & alien makeup details.

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation.

In the #StarTrek TNG episode "Data's Day" there's a scene where Data comes onto the bridge while Riker is talking to some lower deckers. From what you can hear under Data's voiceover, it sounds like he's regaling them with some Away Team exploit or holodeck adventure. In reality, it was a dad joke.

For some reason I'm imagining if different celebrities were Jungle Cruise skippers: "Hello! I'm Skipper John Mulaney and welcome to Walt Disney's JUNGLE CRUISE! The boat's gonna drive itself and I'm gonna stand here in these cargo shorts and tell jokes! Ya know, like a BOAT CAPTAIN?"

I don't have anything to say about the Axanar thing except that I'm sure their core audience is happy that the actor playing Captain April is white.

Saw this on the back of a horse trailer today and I have questions. Is the horse Christian? Does the trailer owner think that Jesus died for horse sins? Or is there a Howard the Duck-like parallel universe where everyone is a horse?

This is great but the gif caption should be "A great day, comradsh. We shail into hishtory."

So I'm in the extremely early stages of planning an early 2028 WDW trip (barring the inevitable massive economic/societal collapse) and whenever I do this I always want to meet the spreadsheet jockey who came up with the idea that a standard hotel amenity like the mini-fridge should be an upcharge.

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I have to say that Andrew Tate dresses exactly like you'd expect for a guy who tells men to only live with other men because living with women is "gay".

FUN FACT: After plans for the Swiss pavilion fell through, Imagineers briefly considered re-working the Matterhorn coaster where guests are mountaineers pursued by the Abominable Snowman to an Italian Alps version where guests are altar boys pursued by a Catholic priest.

I keep seeing videos in my Instagram reels about people rope-dropping Disney Springs for some product and they all sound like “We’re in line for the Floobles, hoping to get Spleez or possibly Zad, but by the time we get to the front they’ll probably be sold out of everything except Lymon Rundagar.”