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Listening to Chris Packham's Fingers In The Sparkle Jar this morning - started at the gym and can't seem to turn it off. He writes so precisely and with such exotic and creative vocabulary, you can see/smell/hear each experience.

Saw some beautiful and inspiring quilts at the Festival of Quilts today! The motorcycle won Best Original Design, and I saw loads of techniques I'm planning to use in future. Also spoke to someone on the Quilts For Care Leavers stand, and am planning to make something for them in future.

Had my first physio appointment today. In lieu of flowers, please send donations to "Miss Lumbar's Home for Old Nerds with Broken Arses".

Immediately sending this to our group chat as "the perfect polycule house" with no other clues. The vibes are just... Unsettling

Oh god. This is a long shot. Does anyone remember a browser game from ages ago, where you had to look after and ride a horse? The horse got increasingly monstrous or creepy. I think the game looked like ceefax, black screen with simple colours?

Jam day jam day mother fuckin jam day!

Gilbert Gottfried

Went to my first physio appointment today and identified the traitor that's been undermining me all these years

Finally, my son is learning an honest trade

Oh hey girl

The human digestive system is an absolute joke. What do you mean, I hit 40 and now can't eat tomatoes or radishes without getting indigestion? Unfair.

I built this long monstrosity! So pleased it is going to @emfcamp.bsky.social, maybe one year I will make it too!

Listening to my fave podcast, Ologies, a huge 3-part episode on menopause. The best quote just came up: "I always imagine hell is like wearing white jeans when your period is due. That gnawing anxiety. A reminder that to be alive is to lack control" https://www.alieward.com/ologies/menopause

Local woman can't stop cutting sleeves off her t-shirts, friends fear she's going Full Mac

"Verify your age" My Nokia 3310 network logo was the No Fear eyes. I spent half an hour typing in code for a "The Way I Am" ringtone.