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bro the diner beat was tapped out what's wrong with potato festivals

I will be of service.

Bluesky isn't real but it CAN hurt you.

If I hadn't read the caption this wouldn't even raise an eyebrow for a normal day on the What's Hot Classic feed.

If they're not cooking roadbeef I will be very disappointed.

Is this a Wild Robot screenshot

bro can you spare a dime for a margin call

If you can tell the difference between LinkedIn slop and AI slop it's a marketable skill. Put it up top on your LinkedIn cv.

Can we have some cash to meet margin calls? Also we're changing the name of our fund to: The Situationship

Our berries are so wild we have to store them in Kamchatka so they don't blow up.

Overton Shrugged

You are HERE in American history.

Taste taste: LinkedIn slop or AI slop?

are they recruiting for 60 Minutes

Will Stanciltov, calling it now.

Couple hundred Chinese rocket launchers to take care of what's left.

tired: longevity wired: shortgevity

Post Office Renamers.

Making up losses on volume sounds like something Trump would actually believe.

Sir, we've lost crazypants.