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If anyone would like to see a short video of a fooking big owl playing a game of thumb wars, this is your lucky day.

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Some days, walking up that hill feels like a doddle. Today was not one of those days. But it's all the more rewarding for it. Still beige and parched dry up here. I plan to branch off and make it over to the Wedgewood Monument some time this week.

Took a selfie the other day with Valerie and it's only afterwards that I realised she had a hedgehog down her top. Not an actual, living hedgehog. That would be......fucking. weird. But even now, I still don't know why she had a hedgehog there. Still, they looked happy enough 😊

If anyone would like to see a short GIF of a doggy proving that they're not just a man's best friend, this is your lucky day.

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Seeing as it's Sunday, David Gilmour and Roger Waters of the Pink Floyd implore you just to chill the fuck out, OK?

If anyone would like to see a short video of a Potoroo and her baby eating a strawberry, this is your lucky day.

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Friend of mine made this AI image of me. It's to represent my 'smiley, positive nature', which of course, is lovely. Very nice of them. However, I can't help thinking I look a bit like a cross between a demented Jurgen Klopp and psychotic Andy Burnham.

Dating back to pagan times, August 1st is Lammas Day ("Loaf Mass"), where we celebrate the first harvest festival of the year. Traditionally, the Lammas loaf is made from the first wheat harvest, taken to church and shared as an offering for the bountiful harvest to come. #Folklore #LammasDay

No Kendal, you are not Percy Pig. #Caturday

If anyone would like to see a short video of a cat following his dad on "take your child to work day", this is your lucky day. #Caturday

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Back in olden days, ancient woodlands were a natural environment in which our distant forefathers would communicate and express themselves, often demonstrating high levels of intelligence, as witnessed here with one of the earliest known examples of a woodland cock and balls.

I have questions. #FingerpostFriday

If anyone would like to see a short video of a cow with his best buddy, this is your lucky day.

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Loblob flobbadob flopperpot!

A Carr's water biscuit at the top of a birdcage makes an excellent edible Super Moon for a pet parrot or canary at night time.

A Neolithic Woodhenge timber circle, constructed by Druids who, as far back as 2500BC, worshipped barbecues.

If anyone would like to see a short video of chipmunk stuffing its face with some nuts being hand-fed to it, this is your lucky day.

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Who here doesn't enjoy a lovely tug first thing in the morning?

Nice morning walk......bloody hell, it's dry out there 😯 And yes, I did change from a black to a blue top due to a rogue white Greek yoghurt stain on the bottom of the black one that made it look as if I'd been "up to something unmentionable". Which I hadn't.

Shall we go for a walk? Shall we!?