imagine the situation flipped again. the historical Odysseus tells Emily Wilson he'd be ashamed to have written her review of Matt Damon's portrayal of him in Nolan's film but then Matt Damon's Odysseus jumps up to defend her because he knows the historical Odysseus is secretly working for Elon Musk
noameveryone responding to the literal thing that was asserted is missing the point of this post. the point of this post is some completely different thing that wasn't asserted that i just thought of in my head