⟳ Репост от Bart Auringer

People who can annihilate other people don't really talk like this, because they've been annihilated enough to know to speak softly. The list of baddest men on the planet is really small. If you're not on it, its all relative, and talk like this is a show of weakness.

Dan of the Year

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"