I just remember how shitty players often befell mysterious injuries when Buck Showalter was manager. Like remember the pothole in the parking lot that took Ubaldo off the roster for a good couple weeks right when he was struggling the worst?
my favorite one is Clint Barmes, who fell and broke his collarbone "carrying groceries" it later turned out that he had been hanging out with Todd Helton, eaten some deer, and liked it so much that Helton gave him a package of the stuff and he fell and broke his collarbone carrying deer meat