Can you even imagine. You get to heaven, turns out Jesus is an executive. Spends all his time looking at divine stonks. You go to the office to ask to be issued a better-fitting halo, gotta wait in line. Charlie Kirk is in the corner making copies for all eternity.
Right Wing WatchSelf-proclaimed "prophetess" Kat Kerr reports that "Jesus has his own business office in Heaven" and "Charlie Kirk works there with Jesus."